Friday, June 29, 2007

Paprika: A Movie Review


Paprika, the new anime film by Satoshi Kon ("Perfect Blue", "Tokyo Godfathers"), is every bit as meserizing as you have heard. It follows the story of the DC Mini, a device created to allow people to see what others are dreaming, and the people involved with it. I’m going to try to keep the description as vague as possible so as not to give away any spoilers.

I am a newcomer to the whole anime genre. I had seen “Perfect Blue” a few years ago, and really enjoyed it, but it was only this year that I finally saw “Akira” and “Ghost In the Shell” and my appreciation for anime began to grow. When I first saw a trailer for “Paprika”, I was, as I said before, mesmerized. I couldn’t take my eyes off, I wanted more. My biggest complaint about anime before “Paprika” was that it was so difficult to understand. Usually the films took more than one viewing to fully grasp what had just happened. While that’s entertaining occasionally, in my experience that had been the case for every anime. To me, they were an acquired taste, like Miike movies, and I was going to try to acquire that taste. “Paprika” helped give me the push into anime that I needed. It’s plot is complicated enough to keep it interesting, but it’s simple enough to understand in one viewing. However, this is a film that stays with you long after you’ve seen it, revealing more of itself to you day by day.

The animation in this film is none less than phenomenal. From the breathtaking opening scene, in which Paprika bounces throughout a city scene, popping in and out of billboards, transforming into the people around her, to the climactic ending, the audience is held in the spell of the visual beauty of this film. The soundtrack adds the perfect compliment to the visuals. Susumu Hirasawa, using keyboards and various electronic instruments along with vocals, composed the score, and it’s entirely infectious. The song that is heard in the trailer is the song that is played during that breathtaking opening sequence, and I’ve had it stuck in my head ever since I saw it. One of the songs from the soundtrack can be downloaded for free by clicking here. Lucky for us, Susumu Hirasawa is a free music advocate.

The characters are also a lot of fun to explore. Because we get to see their dreams, fantasies, and fears, the audience gets to see all facets of every character. It never becomes too confusing either. I wish I could tell you more about my favorite parts, but it would give away too much. If it were me, I wouldn’t want anyone to spoil this lovely film.

Several questions have been asked as to the nature of the “R” rating. Animation too often throws people off. How bad can it really be? Well, “Paprika” really isn’t terrible. There’s no blood, no gore, but there are plenty of suggestive visuals. If a child were to watch this film, they probably wouldn’t get half if not all of what the visuals are supposed to suggest, but still they should probably not see it. The storyline alone is too confusing for a child let alone the average teenager, so the R rating is justified, especially coupled with the visuals.

I understand that “Paprika” is currently undergoing a very limited release, which is unfortunate. This film deserves to be taken in on a big screen with an audience.

Friday, June 22, 2007

Theater review: Spamalot


Spamalot, in case you were wondering about the odd name for a musical or if I had it confused with Camelot, is the musical “lovingly ripped off” from the movie “Monty Python and the Holy Grail”. It is the story of Arthur, King of the Britons, and his quest to find Knights for his famed Round Table, and consecutively, his quest to find the Holy Grail. Eric Idle, of the original Python cast, wrote the musical. During its original Broadway run, Spamalot won 3 Tony’s including Best Musical and was nominated for 14.

If you turned up your nose in disgust at the first sentence, “How could they do that??!! What sellouts! It couldn’t possibly be any good. Harrumph!” You are mistaken. While the show does leave out a few very funny scenes from the movie, the scene at the castle with all of the women being one of them and also the scene with the witch hunt, it stays true to the tone of the Monty Python humor. You may be pleased to hear that some of the dialogue is entirely the same; for example, the bit in the beginning of the movie about the coconuts and the swallows. This really helps get the audience going. The jokes that have been ingrained into our heads for over 20 years are still funny because now we are seeing them in person. The audience literally cheers and whistles when they see the French taunters (who are quite vulgar in the musical version, more so than in the movie) or the Knights Who Say Ni, or the Killer Rabbit.

Remember in the movie when King Arthur is telling Dennis (the politically correct activist muddling around in the shithole) that he is king because the Lady of the Lake told him that he was to be the one to wield Excalibur? She’s become a character in the musical. Played by Esther Stilwell in the touring cast, The Lady of the Lake and her Laker girls steal the show whenever they are on stage. She’s overexaggerated, mocking Christina Aguilera’s stupid hand motions when she sings, and she holds her own against a cast entirely of men. Her voice is beautiful and her range is challenged in this musical, especially in “The Song That Goes Like This” that has like 5 key changes, but still she’s amazing. I only wish there were more of her. She does too, as she comes out halfway through the second act complaining about her lack of stage time during the hysterical “Diva’s Lament”.

Having peeked online at some clips featuring the Broadway cast, I was a bit disappointed by the touring cast’s King Arthur. This only being because the Great Tim Curry played King Arthur on Broadway, and nobody could do as well as he. However, Michael Siberry played King Arthur in the touring cast, and he held his own. I only wish I hadn’t watched those clips before the show. The Lady of the Lake and King Arthur are the only two members of the cast who don’t play more than one role. Staying true to the Monty Python way, all other members of the cast play several roles.

The rest of the knights are great as well, each having idiosyncrasies of his own that adds to the hilarity of it all. One of them shits his pants quite frequently, one of them turns out to be gay in a great Village People type song and dance number, and one of them is constantly flatulent. I’m not going to reveal who, you’ll have to see it for yourself. Also, God makes an appearance in the show. But instead of the head in the sky, a giant pair of feet descend from the rafters and when King Arthur tries looking up at him, God exclaims, “Stop trying to look up my skirt!” The voice of God is the pre-recorded voice of John Cleese.

The music is wonderful, with Python favorites such as “the Fisch Schlapping Song” and “The Bright Side of Life” making appearances in the musical. There is a song for the “I’m not dead yet!” scene, and everyone in the audience was walking around singing it during intermission and as we were walking out after the show. I’m singing it right now in fact. “I am not dead yet! He is not dead yet!” There is also a song to announce intermission, after the French taunters throw dead animals at the knights, aptly titled, “Run Away”. In fact, after final curtain call, the cast lead the audience in a Follow the Bouncing Ball type sing along of “The Bright Side of Life”. Several references to other musicals are sprinkled throughout the show as well, including “Phantom of the Opera”, “West Side Story”, and “Les Miserables”.

I completely enjoyed myself at Spamalot. If only tickets weren’t so bloody expensive, I’d be going again. I haven’t met one person who doesn’t like Monty Python, or who wouldn’t love the humor of this musical. This one’s for everyone. To find out if Spamalot is coming to your town, click here. There are also rumors that it may be made into a film, in which case, I’ll be keeping you posted.

Tuesday, June 12, 2007

Big Love - My New TV Obsession

Now that summer’s here, I’ve got a teensy bit more free TV time than normal. There are a few shows that I would love to get into, watch the back seasons and get up to speed for the current or upcoming seasons. I pretty much only had room for one more show, now that the Shield is gone for another year, and Heroes won’t be back until this fall. The ones that I had lined up were (in no particular order): “Lost”, “Battlestar Galactica”, “Kyle XY”, and…there’s something else, I know there is…

“Big Love” was not on the list. I had always wanted to see it, since I love HBO shows (RIP Six Feet Under), but I never got around to watching it. It just wasn’t one of the priorities at all. Somehow, Jeff started watching the first episode one day when I was out, and he got hooked. He convinced me to watch the first episode and I was hooked. This show is amazing.

Bill Paxton, everyone knows who he is, plays Bill Henrickson, a polygamist with three wives living in a suburb of Salt Lake City, who owns his own home improvement store, Henrickson’s Home Plus. Henrickson’s Home Plus has become very popular, kind of like Lowe’s on a smaller scale, and Bill is just opening his second store. Bill even is the star of the Home Plus commercials. He’s a very public figure. But since polygamy is illegal, he must keep his personal life a secret. He lives with his three wives in three separate houses all on the same street in a row. Their backyards are all connected, but from the front, it looks completely unsuspicious. He spends one night with each wife, and each night, each wife expects him to “perform”. Naturally, he’s taking Viagra too keep up with the demands.

Barb, the First Wife, played by Jeanne Tripplehorn (“Waterworld”), has been married to Bill for eighteen years. This is the woman he fell in love with, probably in college. They dated, fell in love, planned the big wedding, they’ve got history. Barb has three children with Bill; Ben, Sarah, and Teeny. These are the only children of Bill’s that get to be seen in public with him, and Barb is the only wife that gets to be seen in public with Bill. Barb and Bill have this very sweet relationship. You can visibly see the love they have for each other.

Nicki, the Second Wife, played by Chloe Sevigny (everyone knows who she is too), has been married to Bill for six years. Now this is where the good stuff comes in. Bill brought on Nicki as a second wife when Barb was in the hospital with cancer. They thought that Barb was going to die. Nicki helped nurse Barb back to health. Nicki is from Juniper Creek, a polygamist compound out in the middle of nowhere where girls are forced into polygamy at a young age, and everyone dresses in “prairie clothes”. All the women have long French braids and wear no makeup. This is also where Bill grew up, so most likely (if they mentioned this, I must have missed it) Bill and Nicki knew each other at a young age. Nicki’s father is Roman Grant, who the people of Juniper Creek revere as “The Prophet”. He has about 10 wives (we’ve only seen all of them once, I think, and I couldn’t count) and his youngest is Rhonda, played by Daveigh Chase (Samara Morgan from “The Ring”). Rhonda is only about 14 and she will be “sealed” (married) to Roman on her next birthday. Now back to Nicki. She has two children with Bill, Wayne and Lester. But instead of spending her time raising her children, she has an enormous spending problem. She has racked up around $60,000 in credit card debt, and has received help paying her bills from her father, Roman Grant. This is a problem because Roman helped Bill out financially when Barb was in the hospital, and Bill is paying him back through a percentage of his store. When Bill opened the second store, Roman started to collect on that one as well, even though Bill paid back his debt. This sparked an all out war between the two. Roman helping Nicki doesn’t help the situation between Roman and Bill.

Whew.


Now there’s Margene, played by Ginnifer Goodwin (I don’t know what you would recognize her from, but she’s adorable. She was in “Walk the Line”.), the newest and youngest wife. She’s only been married to Bill for three years, but she has two babies that I can’t remember their names…and she just announced that she’s pregnant with a third. She’s had a very normal past: her parents are divorced, she’s smoked and drank, and she sounds like she may have been a bit of a party girl. She used to work as a checker at Home Plus and Bill took a liking to her, so he brought her home as a baby-sitter. She is so much fun to watch in this show because she seems so out of place. She dresses fairly provocatively, especially compared to the other two wives. She’s constantly trying to fit in. She also makes friends with the neighbor across the street, Pam, which proves to be a challenge. Pam starts to suspect Nicki of polygamy and Margene defends her. Margene is also very…um…loud. There’s this really funny scene where she and Bill are having sex and she’s screeeeaming. Barb and Nicki are just mortified.


So somehow, this one husband, three wives, and seven (with one on the way) children, have to make it work in the lifestyle they have chosen. This, understandably, proves to be a very difficult task. It seems as though everyone is staring at them, suspecting something, judging them. Even though I absolutely disagree with the things that they do, some of the values that they hold, I can empathize with them. It’s a stretch of the imagination for me, but if you believed in plural marriage as sincerely as the Henrickson’s, you would do everything and anything in your power to keep your family safe. To keep your traditions alive. It’s a testament to how well the show is written, and to the acting abilities of all of the actors involved that they can create such an un-likeable environment and have the audience care this much.

Since watching the entire first season within the span of a week to catch up for the season 2 premiere last night, I’ve started looking up whatever information I can about Mormons and the LDS. Fundamentalists, the Mountain Meadows Massacre, Baptism of the Dead, the history of Joseph Smith, anything I can find. It’s all extremely fascinating to me. I love it when I find a show or a movie that makes me want to research and learn. It’s so much fun.

Season two started last night, with a bunch of new problems for the Henrickson’s to deal with. Barb has been outted at a Mother of the Year ceremony at the Governor’s mansion, and Bill is trying to figure out who ratted them out. Was it Roman? Was it Pam, the neighbor across the street? Was it the bitchy lady at Home Plus who spies on Bill? Whoever it was, the Henrickson’s are in for a hell of a ride. Also, Sarah started going to a support group for ex-Mormons. She told all of them that her parents are Mormons, and they are polygamists, but she doesn’t believe in that. They all looked at her like she had three heads. It will be interesting to see where that leads. Ben, the oldest boy, also has this really weird relationship with Margene. Do they have such a strong connection because they are both so young, or because there’s something more inappropriate going on there?

In the preview for next week’s episode, they showed a shot of a new billboard promoting Henrickson’s Home Plus with the new slogan decided upon during last season: Home Plus is us. Someone spray-painted it to read: Home Plus is us + us + us + us. I wanted to cry. From what they say in the preview, this billboard is the one in the most prime of spots, which gets the most traffic. I can’t wait to see what happens!

Thursday, June 7, 2007

The Great Star Wars Debate

Warning: I don’t consider myself an expert on Star Wars. Hell, compared to the “Warsies” (counterpart to Trekkies), I know absolutely shit about Star Wars and the universe. Please go easy on me when I describe things/people/worlds, I don’t know the proper names.

Like every other child, I grew up watching Star Wars. I didn’t know what was going on, but I loved it. Nah, scratch that. I had a vague idea. I did understand that Luke, Leia, Han and Chewy were in a giant trash compactor with a giant snakey thing. I did understand that they needed to save Leia. I did understand that Leia was a really really cool chick that could get both Luke and Han. I didn’t, however, understand that Luke and Leia were brother and sister. Even after we were told, it didn’t really hit me. I also thought that Luke was the hotter of the two. The two being Luke and Han. What was wrong with me? Probably just that Luke is the most obvious “good guy”. And the feathered hair probably had something to do with it. Swoon

As long as I can remember, my friends and acquaintances have sat around and debated: Which of the three (excluding the three most recent Star Wars movies) is your favorite?

To this day, everyone I’ve ever known and had this debate with has said their favorite would be “Empire Strikes Back”, hands down. They love how Luke gets his arm cut off, they love Boba Fett, they love Lando Calrissian, they love how it all ends on a downer. At least, I think they love how it all ends on a downer.

Not me. Me? My favorite is “Return of the Jedi”.

Why, you ask? I love it, that’s why. Here’s a short list:

* I love Jabba the Hut. He cracks me up.

* Leia in the metal bikini. Even for girls, that’s hot.

* The monster thing under Jabba. Damn, I do know his name, I do. Or I did…Anyway, the one that Luke fights when he pisses off Jabba and falls in the hole. I also love the S&M dude, the monster’s caretaker. It cracks me up when he cries over the dead monster. (Looked it up on wikipedia. He’s a Rancor. I knew it!)

* I LOVE that Harrison Ford isn’t in the…stuff…and frozen…anymore. Even if it’s Leia, and as I got older and my crush shifted from Luke to Han, I still wanted him to be saved. (Looked this one up too. It’s carbonite. Man, it’s been a long time since I’ve seen this movie.)

* The Sand Monster. Mitch tells me he’s “The Sarlacc, which resides in the Great Pit of Carcoon” or however it’s spelled. I don’t know. He’s the one that’s got the big teeth, and he burps when people fall in his mouth. That always made me smile as a kid. (Looked this one up as well. Mitch is right! But it’s Carkoon. Whatevs.)

* Hmm…what else. Oh yeah. They’re already right in the middle of the action when this movie starts. No bullshit, no wasting time, just a lot of fighting. I love it.

* The Ewoks. Yeah, I said it. I love the Ewoks. They’re just so fucking cute. How can you not love them? When I was a kid, I’d always keep my eyes peeled for this one part where they show an Ewok baby. If I remember correctly, it’s when Luke makes C3PO fly to prove that he’s a god, and the baby opens his eyes really wide and ducks down to hide. I think that’s the right part. I love the little songs they sing, too.

* I love the fight on the Speeders. Is that what they’re called? You know, the race/fight through the forest? That’s cool. (Yep, that’s what they’re called. Score!)

* I love the ATAT’s. Did I get that one right? The big metal things that tromp through the forest. My favorite part is when the Ewoks trip it. (Damn, I didn’t get that right. The AT-AT’s are the ones in Empire. The ones in Return of the Jedi are AT-ST’s. Hey, I was close.)

* I love the final fight between Luke and Vader, and when Vader finally takes off his helmet. giggle giggle He’s fugly.

* I love the Emporer. He’s a badass.

*I love the ending. The little party on Endor, the music, everyone comes back in ghost form to smile approvingly. Ah, so happy.

Friday, May 25, 2007

DVD Review: Forgotten Silver


Forgotten Silver was first shown to New Zealand audiences as a real documentary. The film chronicles the life of an unknown filmmaker Colin McKenzie and is so real, it even includes interviews with Colin’s wife, Harvey Weinstein, Sam Neill, and film historian Leonard Maltin. The film is definitely not real: it is only an elaborate hoax by writer and director Peter Jackson.

I had never even heard of this film until I asked for some recommendations for my Blockbuster online queue, and Forgotten Silver was highly recommended to me by Movie Battle Royale!. The film was the idea of Peter Jackson and co-writer/director Costa Botes. It was originally made as an entry for a New Zealand TV show, which is the reason for the 53 minute run-time.

Peter Jackson opens the film with Costa Botes, claiming to have discovered a trunk full of Colin McKenzie’s missing films. We then watch a short history on Colin McKenzie’s childhood, in a very similar fashion to a PBS documentary. Colin, as we see, developed the first “talkie”, the first film with color, the first full-length feature film, and actually videotaped the first “flying machine” taking flight 9 months before the Wright brothers ever did. Colin also created several other film related contraptions and techniques that I won’t give away entirely. That would spoil part of the fun of the film.

Because of the short run-time, I won’t give away anything else, and this will be a very short review. But this is a must see for fans of the Christopher Guest mockumentaries, and for anyone who loves film. It’s very “Forrest Gump-y” in that Colin McKenzie changed history, we just never knew it before. I really enjoyed it.

Wednesday, May 16, 2007

Thank God for the DVR

This week, all the major networks have announced their fall line-ups including shows that they will cancel, shows they will keep, and all the new stuff. God, is there ever some new stuff!!

ABC has announced 7 new dramas, 4 new comedies, and 1 reality type show with Oprah. One of their comedies? It’s about the cavemen from the Geico commercials living in the suburbs called Cavemen. Um, yeah. They do have a drama called Pushing Daisies that looks really cute. Or maybe I just love Kristin Chenoweth…

Her as Glinda in Wicked. Now ya know why I like 'er.

NBC has announced 4 new dramas, 1 new comedy, and 1 new reality show. One of the dramas is Heroes: Origins, where fans will vote on their favorite superheroes. *yay!* They’re also bringing back The Bionic Woman, which looks like it could be really really good. Journeyman is another sci-fi show, but this one will be about time travel. Another one, Chuck, is about a computer geek who downloads spy secrets into his brain. Now that I type that out, they all could be really good, or really suck. We’ll see. They've cancelled Studio 60 on the Sunset Strip for sure though. I never got into that one.

Sorry for the shitty quality, but this is our new Bionic Woman, UK star Michelle Ryan. Pretty, no?

CBS has announced 4 new dramas and 1 new comedy. I think this is the only sitcom, actually. It’s called Big Bang Theory and it’s about two geeks fawning over their sexy neighbor. Sounds pretty bad. Jericho has been cancelled, same for Close to Home. Oh well. Jericho had a good start, but really started to suck after the fourth episode or so. However, they do have 2 dramas that I’m intrigued by: Moonlight, about a vampire private eye, and Viva Laughlin a musical drama (with song and dance numbers!!) starring Hugh Jackman who plays a Vegas casino owner. I’m so there. They’re also unveiling Private Practice, the Grey’s Anatomy spinoff. *yawn*

This time it's McBoring and McNugget.
FOX hasn’t announced anything yet (their lineup announcement day is tomorrow), but they’re expected to announce a TV version of Terminator called The Sarah Connor Chronicles. UPDATE: The fall lineup has been announced!! There are a few new shows but they all look like crapola. I mean really, The Search for the Next Great American Band? And no Terminator series was announced. Maybe they're saving it for mid-season when that band show gets cancelled.

CW’s announcements are scheduled for tomorrow as well, but they’re expected to bring back Smallville and Supernatural.
UPDATE: The fall lineup has been announced!! Fangirls and boys everywhere are mourning the loss of Veronica Mars. Not me, I never watched. I couldn't believe that it was really that good. Smallville and Supernatural are still around (woohoo!)

Friday, May 11, 2007

Christmasland: A Screenplay Review

Synopsis written by Jeff Richards, taken from Flaming Horse Studios:

This is my anti-holiday flick. People who have lived a good life go to Heaven. All those who are evil burn in Hell. But Christmasland is where the mediocre go when they die. Michael Haines' ex-girlfriend was murdered 2 years ago on Christmas. When the holiday hating Michael dies in a car accident, he wakes up in the spectacle that is Christmasland. But leaning the true meaning of Christmas isn't Michael's only concern; it's a 6 foot tall serial killing nutcracker who feels a strong connection to him.

Our story begins with a staple of horror flicks, the “teenagers acting stupid in the car” scene. Immediately you know something’s going to happen. Sure enough, the happy-go-lucky teens are huffing from a propane tank and smoking cigarettes and then it happens: the car goes boom killing all aboard. And at Christmastime, too. How unfortunate.

Michael, the hero, is now with a new girlfriend and has been for the past year, but is still mourning the loss of his girlfriend in the aforementioned unfortunate car explosion, thus frustrating current girlfriend. He also loathes Christmas because of the memory of his girlfriend’s death. Also unfortunate, because Michael works at a mall, and has Christmas constantly thrown in his face by annoying co-workers. Michael dies soon in an unfortunate accident of his own, and wakes up in Christmasland; a Purgatory of sorts where the mediocre people go to earn their way into Heaven. People in Christmasland are supposed to be all good and no evil, doing good deeds, but somehow there is a killer that only Michael can stop.

The character development in “Christmasland” is great. Michael is the typical Bruce Campbell smarmy irresistible hero that every horror fan loves. Jenny Christopher, the do-gooder, easily wins over the audience’s affection. She’s nothing but sweet, but not at all overdone. Will was hysterical. I hate to use the term sidekick, but that’s the only word I can think of at the moment. Anyway, he and Michael make a great team: Hero team and comedy team. I laughed out loud several times at their banter. They reminded me of my friends in college.

I loved all the explanations in the screenplay. There’s the obvious explanation about the purpose of Christmasland, and that’s interesting in itself. But the writer also explains Santa in a fresh new way. I loved it. Also, the explanations of things happening throughout the story are very clever. For example: the explanation behind Jenny Christopher. I’m not going to tell you what it is, but a huge grin came across my face as I read it. A very satisfying explanation.

Oh and the twist. Yes, there’s a twist. I didn’t see it coming a mile away. I was reading as fast as I could to try to find out who the killer was. The killings are great, too. I mean, there are elf killings for Pete’s sake. How can it not be great? They’re done very very well, with the perfect mix of campiness and gore.

My only complaint is, there’s a short monologue given by Michael at the end that comes across a little preachy. The whole Heaven/Hell thing. But then right after his monologue, it’s thrown right back at him that it was very sermon-like, so that made it a little less uncomfortable.
“Christmasland” is an extremely creative and campy horror screenplay that would make an outstanding campy comedy horror flick. The violence and gore coupled with the one-liners and film references make it an entertaining read. For more information about the screenplay or the screenwriter (our very own Jeff Richards aka “Completely Naked Productions”), please visit www.christmasland.us.